Top 10 Rabbit Sounds
Sure, they don't make any noise...10. The scoot and shuffle of a litterbox being moved from here to over there (bunny feng shui)
9. Shriek of "Argh!" by human roommate on discovering that the fresh cut flowers are now only a vase full of stems (like I recently discovered with my African violet!! - he knocked it off the shelf and ate all the leaves!)
8. "Crash-boom-bang" from landsliding books, papers and pens while investigating the top of the desk
7. Nasal grunt, accompanied by flailing fore paws, when being impolite to guests (or Zach or Amy - really whoever's around his food dish that "shouldn't" be)
6. Lips smacking bananas (or tomatoes!)
5. Snort of disgust on being offered a zucchini snack (squash is for pillows, not for snacks)
4. "Tooth purring"--the grind of contentment
3. Silence on the phone line because the cord has been chomped again (thankfully, Joey doesn't really go for wires... cardboard, paper, or little rubber pens grips are another story altogether)
2. Toenails that go "click-click" on the linoleum
And the number 1 sound produced by rabbits:
The "clackety-clack-clack" of the water bottle at three o'clock in the morning (sippa-sippa!)
Courtesy of the House Rabbit Society page
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