Saturday, November 29, 2008
W is for...
V is for...
Friday, November 28, 2008
Speaking of Thanksgiving!
- 2 packages yeast
- 1/2 c. lukewarm water
- 2/3 c. shortening
- 2/3 c. sugar
- flour (sifted) - several cups, as much as needed to produce soft dough
- 1 T. salt
- 1 c. mashed potatoes - can use powdered mashed potatoes; if using real potatoes, make sure they are very well mashed
- 1 c. milk, scalded
- 2 eggs, room temperature
- butter, melted
- Dissolve yeast in water.
- Add shortening, sugar, salt, and potatoes to milk.
- When potato-milk mixture is lukewarm, add yeast water. Mix thoroughly.
- Beat eggs well. Add to mixture.
- Stir in enough sifted flour to make a soft, spongy dough.
- Turn dough out onto floured board and knead well.
- Put in large bowl to allow for rising. Dough will double in size.
- Note: dough can rise in microwave. Set microwave on 10% power and 15 minute intervals, checking regularly. Add 3 cups water in container in microwave (for humidity). Make sure microwave has space for both bowl with dough and water container (particularly important if microwave has a turntable).
- Baking that day: Let dough rise, punch down, and roll out dough to desired thinness. Cut into 2-inch rolls (or desired size). Bake 10-12 minutes at 425 degrees F. Dip in melted butter before baking.
- Refrigerating dough: Cover dough with cloth or bowl lid and refrigerate. Pinch off dough as needed and shape. Let rise until doubled. Bake as above.
- Freezing dough: If you have more freezer space than fridge space, the dough also freezes well. Let rise, punch down, roll and cut dough as for fresh baking. Dip in butter. Put on pie tin or baking sheet, and then in a plastic bag. Freeze tin/baking sheet. When preparing dough, pull tray out of freezer with enough time to thaw totally, then bake as above. For example, for brunch, pull out tray from freezer the night before, and bake the morning of the brunch.
Makes a whole lot 2-inch rolls. Mom can make about 8 dozen, and I got about 4 dozen, but mine were probably 2-3 times as big as hers. :)
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
WIP Wednesday!
Also OTN - Abrazo, by Knitty (Fall 08). Cute chunky-knit sweater vest. Needed some instant gratification knitting, with those tiny stitches on the baby blanket taking so long! I'm very pleased with this project so far. I'm using Lion Brand Wool-Ease T&Q, which I've had good luck with before, and the vest is coming along quite well. I'm through most of the body, and almost at the point where you stop knitting in the round and divide for the arm-holes. (note: It IS a very close-fitting vest, but t's not really as tiny as it looks in this picture - the stitches are all bunched up on the needle)
Also, the standard dishcloth knitting, though no pictures at the moment. I'm a bit behind on the dishcloth KAL at the moment, but we're not travelling anywhere for Christmas (Zach has to work - yay Army) so I'll have some very quiet days around here as the rest of post leaves for the holidays and we stick around. I WILL be caught up by the end of the year!!
No, I didn't fall off the face of the earth...
Friday, November 7, 2008
I swear my body's trying to sabotage me...
A lot of the joke subject matters were standard ones - dating, sex, food, fighting (some good advice involving the use of jazz hands and a Scottish lord as your back-up). All pretty funny. However, one of the guys did start ribbing the audience about one of my least favorite Army-isms. I was in stitches!
Hooah. Pronounced along the lines of "Hoe-uh." It's an Army-ism that is drilled into every soldier in Basic. It originated way back when as HUA - Heard, Understood, Acknowledged (at least that's what Zach tells me). It has evolved into a general purpose grunt. Could mean 'yes,' could mean 'no,' could be 'turn left at the light and straight on til morning.' A sergeant major around here peppers his conversation with that "word" - almost uses it as a punctuation point (actually very useful, as he has a very thick accent - just listen for the Hooah!) And they all continue to use it, even when talking to non-soldiers! Drives every spouse I know up the wall!
Anyhoo, the comedian was asking the audience questions, as comedians are wont to do - you know the type - "How many people like such-and-such a movie or game or whatever" The audience, full of soldiers getting excited and enjoying the show, respond "Hooah!" The comedian just pauses at one point, looks out at the audience, "So What. Does That. MEAN??" He ribbed on them for a few minutes about it. And would continue to give 'em grief about it when they answered any of his later questions with "Hooah" too. Blank look, perplexed, dismissive "Yeah, whatever." Was great :)
A word that doesn't really exist, but is used nonstop in this community, (despite fully 3/4 of spouses refusing to recognize it as a valid response) and it was being openly mocked.
I loved it.
So, yes, glad I went. Wish I could've felt better heading to the show in the first place. Oh well.
PS - The show was filmed by Comedy Central, and I was hearing that it'll be shown sometime in February, if you're interested. Opening act, Sam Tripoli (the one giving them grief about Hooah), then Brian Callan, then headliner Steve Byrne. Check it out, if you see it advertised. It was pretty funny.








































